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I said to my girlfriend, “I bet you can’t piss me off and make me happy at the same time…”

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itotallyrelate:

She replied, “Your cock’s bigger than your brother’s.” 

lmfao, i’m seriously dead.

LOLLLL that gif tho »»»>

(Source: most-awkward-moments, via ajvbrdn)

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